
Normally we don’t link to paywalled/gated material on the other newsletter service1, but in the interest of journalistic integrity and as a way to start this week’s newsletter differently than previous weeks, we must: Per “exclusive” reporting there by Tristan Lavalette, Major League Cricket has finalized what have been long-standing plans to ‘expand’ into two new markets.
According to Lavalette (who reported both stories,) Chicago and Toronto will be added to the league’s franchises “in” New York, Seattle, San Francisco, Dallas-Fort Worthy, Washington and Los Angeles.
“In” has quotations marks around it, of course, because although there are stadiums at which these teams play in half of the markets they represent — LA, DFW and SF — no team really has a local, “exclusive” market in the same way most ‘traditional’ leagues do. Like the Premier Lacrosse League, the MLC uses a barnstorming style schedule to stage its games, with the idea that sustaining a single team in a single place for a fledgling league is a risky proposition because of the fickle nature of fans without built-in emotional equity with the laundry worn by the players.
It’s a necessary quirk for obscure sports leagues, as attendance at games when the sport and league are popular is usually generated by one of three things in terms of the on-field product:
Preexisting, largely roster-and/or-success-blind support for the team in their local market (based on the color of/logos found on the clothes they are wearing),
Exceptionally good players on the current roster of the local team; or,
Exceptionally good players on the current roster of the local team’s opponents
When the sport is popular but the league isn’t, the options are limited to the last two. And when the sport and the league both aren’t popular (or at least particularly well known,) but the product is good, the only thing that works is combining them. Which is why, because of cricket’s relatively low profile in the US — especially for the teams (Seattle, Washington and San Francisco) not serving as an outpost for their IPL counterparts — the MLC has settled on this model.
By having every player in the league (some of whom are among the best players in the world, albeit mostly teetering towards the ends of their careers) available for fans to see basically every time they come to a venue, the league can almost guarantee that even when it’s not their best foot, one of their better ones will find its way forward.
What makes the MLC unique in this context, however, is the insistence on associating each team with a location, but not playing in every one of those locations throughout the “tournament”/season. This choice essentially leaves fans of specific franchises that don’t get to/don’t have a stadium which can host dates during the tour in an “all dressed up with no place to go” situation.
Not wanting to deal with this contradiction is one of the reasons that the PLL started out with location-neutral teams for the first five years of their existence while working their way across the country for their now-standard summer weekend tours.
This meant that the league’s current line up of (Utah) Archers, (NY) Atlas, (Boston) Cannons, (Carolina) Chaos, (California) Redwoods, (Philadelphia) Waterdogs and (Maryland) Whipsnakes all existed as team identities with largely the same logos and color schemes before making the transition to teams with “homes”. Only the now-extinct Chrome Lacrosse Club would be left behind, as the franchise — along with the Cannons being assigned to Boston — was rebranded as a remnant (the Denver Outlaws) of the PLL’s predecessor, Major League Lacrosse.
It was a move that allowed fans across the country to associate themselves with the franchises free from unnecessary animosity or distance between them and whatever group of guys they found the most exciting or aesthetically pleasing to watch based entirely off of which part of the country the work in.
Unlike the MLC, which has made me already hate the LA Knight Riders and Mumbai Indians New York (which, talk about a Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim-ass name) because of their association with locations and brands I am already inclined to hate2. Which makes sense, as the PLL, while larger in terms of revenue, occupies a space in the US sporting landscape that serves as a yin to the yang of MLC: the PLL is centered around a hyper-local/regional activity that seeks to increase growth in lacrosse’s popularity as a spectator sport in its totality, while the MLC essentially wants to colonize America on behalf of cricket, the second-most popular spectator sport in the world.
As it stands now, the PLL follows what is a variation on the “MLS model” of ‘single-entity’ ownership, where the league owns the teams, trademark, player contracts, et al.. The PLL differs in a few ways from that model, most notably by offering players equity in the league as well3. The model has served the league, and their relatively highly-compensated players4, well enough though it has pretty much always been the goal for the teams and stakeholders (players, coaches, fans, etc.) to have a home base from which to operate.
And, as the league made its transition to its more narrowly focused touring model that has stops in each of the league’s “home bases” along with other areas of the country, those preexisting location-specific associations have allowed some sort of local attachment (especially from kids) to happen as the league sets itself up for a transition to the league’s long-stated goals of independently-owned-and-operated franchises.
Which is why it was so exciting at OSA HQ (Brad and I’s gchat window) that around same time the moves out of the MLC were reportedly confirmed, news came out of the Premier Lacrosse League that they just finished a major investment/fundraising round for the organization (which involved Glen Powell5 and Rob Mac6) in anticipation of this transition into the next phase of league growth with individual ownership of teams.
League expansion is something we’ve talked about fairly extensively here. Which, for us, works on a couple of different levels, as it allows us to talk about the stuff we spend the most time thinking about: dumb team names, weird logos from the 90s and failed lacrosse franchises. And for the first time in a generation, we are getting to see a few new leagues, representing a few new sports, make an attempt to see what expansion and growth models work best, for their specific needs and to fit their desired markets.
Or, in the case of the MLC, the markets that their IPL overlords want them associated with for branding purposes.
WORLD CUP SPECIAL
Listen, I know we said that we were going to mostly avoid covering the FIFA World Cup here, on account of Rodger doing a much better job than we would, as well as the World Cup being the literal antithesis of “obscure” on account of it being the most popular sporting event in the recorded history of the world. But I did want to highlight a few bits of coverage from some of my favorite outlets so far this tournament on the subjects found therein:
Defector has, unsurprisingly, had some of the best coverage of the World Cup on the internet, but this story in particular hit a sweet spot for me as a devotee of French international sporting endeavors:
And, as always, listen to the Sweeper Podcast for all your obscure soccer needs:
BRAD’S SMASH OR PASS

A carefully curated list of what Brad’s going to be watching (and not watching… maybe, he has a lot of screens at his disposal) through next Wednesday.
Thursday, July 2nd
SMASH
🏏🇺🇸
MI New York v. Seattle Orcas
Willow | 21:30 ET
Major League has just kicked off its Los Angeles leg and the schedule will be packed this weekend. This match gets the pick as we see my favorite team (New York) take on Nick’s favorite team (Seattle). With double headers on both Saturday and Sunday, it is a great opportunity to confuse everyone at your Fourth of July party by asking someone to put on the cricket match.PASS
⚽️🇮🇸
Icelandic Besta deild: Vikingur Reykjavik v. KA Akureyri
OneFootball | 15:15 ET
I should pass on this match purely for how long it took me to spell both the team names (and I’m still not 100% confident there isn’t a typo somewhere). However with Vikingur off to an insane start to the Icelandic season and Akureyri already 27 points behind about halfway to the season, this will truly be for the Icelandic soccer junkies (like my brother).
Friday, July 3rd
SMASH
🦞🎓⚾️
Baseball - New England Collegiate Baseball League: Newport Gulls v. Ocean State Waves
ESPN+ | 18:30 ET
Getting to a game at the Newport stadium (Cardines Field) is irrationally high on my sports bucket list. It may not look like much, but that is exactly what makes it special. The stadium itself has some Fenway vibes from the outside and looks like a fancy version of the field from The Sandlot on the inside. However, with a nearby Naval base, plenty of MLB stars played here during World War II.PASS
🚹⚽️🇺🇸🥉
USL League One: Richmond Kickers v. Sarasota Paradise
ESPN+ | 19:30 ET
We’ll stick with the stadium theme and pass on this USL League One match purely because of how depressing Richmond’s stadium looks. Where Cardines Field looks old in a historic way, Richmond’s City Stadium looks old in an “unkept, falling-apart” way.
Saturday, July 4th
SMASH
🌭🇺🇸🫡
Major League Eating - Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
ESPN | 12:30 ET
You are of your damn mind if you thought I was going to pick anything other than the hot dog eating contest on America’s 250th birthday. This is a tradition unlike any other (for better or worse). To watch the pure strength of these absolute athletes is off the charts. Some of my fondest Independence Day memories have taken place watching this over the years. Whether it was Joey Chestnut shattering records or Kobayashi vomiting into his hands one year. This is America, baby.PASS
🎾💂🏆
Wimbledon Third Round
ESPN | 06:00 ET
Tennis in England on America’s birthday? Absolutely fucking not. Joey Chestnut all the way.
Sunday, July 5th
SMASH
🚹⚽️🇺🇸🥉
USL League One: AV Alta v. Charlotte Independence
ESPN+ | 23:00
If you’ve celebrated Independence Day correctly, this match should start just around the time you are getting over your hangover. As an added bonus, this is also a match between 2nd-place Charlotte and 4th-place AV Alta, so you will be rewarded with a very meaningful game.PASS
🚹🥍
PLL: All Star Game
ESPN | 14:00
I’m not necessarily the biggest fan of All Star games in general, but especially so for the PLL. They tend to make these a bit too gimmicky, even by All Star game standards. The skills competition could be worth watching if you truly enjoy lacrosse, but do not go out of your way for this. I assume the annual tradition will continue where the announcers hype up the fastest shot competition to see if anyone can break the world record (which I believe has been done every year the league has had an All Star game).
Monday, July 6th
SMASH
🎯🏭
PDC Players Championship 23
PDC.tv | 08:00 ET
Start the week off by watching one of the last two ranking events before the World Matchplay cut off. Players will be making the final push to qualify for the second biggest (and quite possibly toughest to win) darts tournament on the PDC calendar. As is typical for the Players Championship tournaments, we will start with 128 players and crown a champion on the day (probably some time around 13:00 ET)PASS
🚹🗓️🏏
Test Day 4: West Indies 🌴 v. Sri Lanka 🇱🇰
Willow | 10:00 ET
There isn’t really any reason I am passing on this match other than it being at the same time as the Players Championship event. However since this is a Test match, it should go until 18:00 ET. So maybe we “Pass” on the first three hours of this match and then switch over once the darts are done. Compromise!
Tuesday, July 7th
SMASH
🚹🏏
Men’s T20I: England 🏴 v. India 🇮🇳
Willow | 12:30 ET
This is the third T20 match of a five match series between England and India. The first match ended in a No Result, so hopefully we see things pick up. With a start around lunch time, this will be great to have on in the afternoon. Especially if you want to seem sophisticated with your friends. What else are you going to watch - the World Cup Round of 16 matches? I don’t think soPASS
🚺⛹🏽♀️🇺🇸
WNBA: Phoenix Mercury v. Chicago Sky
WNBA League Pass | 22:00 ET
I always feel bad passing on women’s sports because I feel like the WNBA and NWSL are truly at a point of tremendous growth and I am excited to see what happens with these leagues over the next few years. HOWEVER both of these teams are absolute doo-doo, so maybe we’re lucky that this one is behind a paywall.
Wednesday, July 8th
SMASH
🏏🇺🇸
MLC: MI New York v. San Francisco Unicorns
Willow | 20:30 ET
MLC is back in Texas with New York and San Francisco getting this leg started. This will actually be the last group of matches (eight in total) before the playoffs start on July 15th. As an east coast fan, I am also thrilled that the matches will be starting an hour earlier than when they were out in California. At least now I can act like I’ll be able to stay up for the entire match.PASS
⚽️🇨🇦🏆
Canadian Championship: Vancouver FC v. CF Montreal
Fox Soccer Plus | 22:00 ET
Although I am usually onboard with watching any match where an MLS team may lose to a lower league opponent, I am going to pass on this because of the stupid name and crest changes that Montreal has gone through. I do however love this tournament (although not nearly as much as I love the US Open Cup).
1 And not just because they seem to be willing to go out of their way to cater to Nazis.
2 I hate LA because of the Lakers and although I love NY as a city, I refuse to root for any of their sports teams, as I am from Long Island, which is not New York City. (Or, in the case of the Jets and Giants, New Jersey, which is a place I hate as a staff, a record label and a motherfuckin’ crew.)
3 Which is what makes it a “variation” on the MLS model, which only offers equity to specific players (read: Messi) for individual franchises, as opposed to the whole league.
4 At least by the historical standards of “professional” lacrosse, which is to say “they are no longer completely subsidized by the salaries that the players make at their dad’s law firm or investment bank”.
5 Who apparently the sport while growing up in Texas and, yes, that’s the reason he’s the thumbnail/key art for this week’s edition of the newsletter.
6 Formerly known as Rob McElhenney, this is presumably part of his expanding portfolio of investments in Obscure Sports America newsletter topics.
