As someone who watches a lot — some would say “too much”1 — wrestling, it’s usually difficult for me to determine just how much a given bit of sports entertainment ephemera has made its way into the public consciousness. For pro graps in particular, the kind of stuff that “even people who don’t care about ___ know” can be surprising because of the way it works as a bottom-feeder/filter system for the broader pop culture universe.
The thing that you can almost guarantee every single person who has ever heard of professional wrestling is aware of is “WrestleMania,” which is happening this weekend for the 42nd time in WWE history. In addition to being the most famous, it is also the show whose purpose is most commonly misunderstood. It’s usually posited/framed as culmination of the WWE calendar. This creates or reinforces the idea the show offers a kind of valedictory address for the company and industry at large in a given year, much in the same way the Super Bowl is in football or the Oscars work for film.
But WrestleMania has about as much in common with the Super Bowl as the New York Jets do.2 The Super Bowl, while similarly surrounded by spectacle in a way that obscures its primary purpose, exists exclusively to crown the champion of a specific season. Mania’s raison d’être runs a little bit closer to the Academy Awards, with wins and loser dictated by a process that has less to do with merit than who you know and how much they like you, but with one key difference: When you watch the Oscars, although they show bits from nominated movies, at no point during the telecast do the people involved start actually making movies themselves in real time.
That event, and nearly every other award ceremony like it, exists as an advertisement of whatever artistic endeavor being honored as an idea worth celebrating, while not being examples of the craft3 themselves. There’s real value in providing this kind of platform that even goes beyond the good press that the awarded works receive after being put on a pedestal. But the material effect on the field that’s being observed is still indirect.
While winning an Oscar has helped many an actor or director reach the next stage of their career, even in ways that feel direct, those things didn’t happen as a result of winning the Oscar, as much as they variations on a theme of commonly associated after effects of doing so. An Oscar win makes you an Oscar winner, yes, but it does not make future movies you are in Oscar movies, just movies featuring an Oscar winner.
Additional Oscar movies and performances are not a function of the initial win in the same way that, if Rocky won the WWE title at this year’s WrestleMania, he would become “contractually obligated”4 to defend that championship and with a semi-regular cadence of championship matches simply because he would actually be the reigning and defending champion. Which puts WrestleMania in a very specific culture space, where what is happening while the audience watches is the thing itself and not just a reference to it, while also serving as a symbolic catch-all celebration of the industry and the company.
The purpose of Mania is to serve as a showcase for the industry5 through the prism of a single company’s vision of what it is and should be, and in that way it serves a similar purpose to the NBA All-Star game. At least in the way that it tries (and often fails) to balance quick-hit aesthetic/entertainment values. Though Mania carries with it a sense that the competitive results being achieved actually matter going into the immediate future.
Which is sort of what makes it, along with the Royal Rumble6, makes the Showcase of the Immortals perhaps the perfect wrestling show to force introduce the concept of the art form to your friends. And, to get to the “obscure sports” part of this week’s newsletter, it’s the kind of signpost/signature event that can be sorely lacking when trying to find an interesting on-ramp for the people in your life who, while they might not think they’d like rugby or cricket or curling or snooker or squash, would almost certainly fall in love with these kinds of things if given the chance.
Especially for Americans, who have a tendency to gravitate towards tentpole events as not just a way to introduce themselves to concept with which they are not familiar, but often lean towards only engaging with a given thing through these tentpole events as a personality trait in-and-of-itself. The outsized influence of series like the Triple Crown in horse racing or the Grand Slams of tennis/golf completely overshadow nearly every other aspect of these sports. Over the past two decades, it has gotten to the point where they shape the behaviors of different governing bodies across the spectrum in attempts to figure out which of their existing events can be retrofitted to feed into the big three, four or five tournaments that offer exposure and interest for the sport above a replacement level.
The idea of having easy to digest bits to be able to bring to potential fans becomes especially difficult to navigate when dealing with just how many different variants exist of almost every sport outside of the North American bubble. While American sports offer splits between field and box lacrosse, or arena and full-sized football, the field of play being shrunk or expanded is about as far as these things are ever thought out.
As we discussed last week (and beyond) both the frequency and size of the variances between something like 7s vs. 15s in rugby or T20/Class-A/First-Class cricket can mean that finding just the right speed for each individual new obscure sports recruit must be more heavily curated than simply just putting on the same show every year and hoping that even if it wasn’t as good as last year, it won’t be the year everything finally stops working the ways you’ve always feared7.
It’s a good challenge to have though, and it’s kind of fundamentally why we started this newsletter. To figure out for ourselves, and then broadcast out to you, which of the world’s silliest and most spectacular sports are worth your time, money and (more importantly at this point) attention.
We hope to eventually get to the point where we become a respected voice in the very specific niche of introducing hundreds and thousands of fans to the weird world of wacky sports from across the globe. But for now, we’re just going to to take it (Metro Bank’s Women’s) One Day (Cup 2026) at a time.8
WHAT BRAD IS WATCHING UNTIL NEXT WEDNESDAY
Wednesday at 20:00 ET
Lacrosse: NCAA Women - #19 Denver v. #16 Colorado
Plenty of great midweek match ups in women’s lacrosse today, but the pick has to go to the instra-state and Top 20 game between the Pioneers and Buffalos, which is definitely off Little House on the Prairie vibes with those team names.Thursday at 22:20 ET
Rugby: Hong Kong SVNS - Day 1
In a weird-ass format that I still don’t fully understand, we have the first day (night?) of World Rugby’s Hong Kong SVNS. This event is also the first of three events that will somehow determine the rugby sevens world champion. This tournament will consist of 12 teams - the eight teams who were part of the first six SVNS tournaments of the year, as well as the top four teams in the secondary SVNS 2 tournaments. So yes - the United States will be part of this.Friday at 15:45 ET
Darts: CDC Cross Border Challenge - Round of 16
The first event of the year for the Championship Darts Corporation (North America’s affiliate tour of the PDC) includes a unique America v. Canada bracket. Friday’s opening round has Americans and Canadians going head-to-head with the winners moving on to the final session on Saturday night where the quarterfinals, semifinals, and final will take place.Saturday at 12:15 ET
Soccer: AFC Champions League Quarterfinal - Buriram United v. Shabab Al-Ahli DubaiFor the second year in a row, the AFC Champions League is having its final stages hosted in Saudi Arabia. Originally this was supposed to be the quarterfinals through to the final, however due to “events” in the Middle East, some Round of 16 matches were also played there earlier this week. Give this tournament a watch, if you have the chance - it’s usually good for some weird and suspicious results (like Al Ittihad converting the winning penalty kick in the 120+10’ minute on Tuesday).
Sunday at 15:00 ET
Lacrosse: NLL - Rochester Knighthawks v. Georgia Swarm
This is the final game of the NLL regular season and the second part of a home-and-home series between Rochester and Georgia (the first game is Saturday afternoon). That said, this game could be huge for the playoffs with Rochester on the outside looking in and Georgia battling for home field advantage in the opening round of the playoffs. Enjoy the final few weeks of the indoor lacrosse season before the PLL kicks off on Friday, May 8th.Monday at 9:00 ET
Marathon: 130th Boston Marathon
I am thrilled to have something other than cricket as the pick for Monday. Not only that, but it is a fantastic day on the sporting calendar. Coverage of the Boston Marathon starts at 9:00am on ESPN2. Bonus points if you also watch the Red Sox game starting at 11:10 ET and will be celebrating the 19th anniversary of The Pizza Toss Heard ‘Round the World!Tuesday at 10:00 ET
Cricket: IPL - Sunrisers Hyderabad v. Delhi Capitals
Ok so cricket has been shifted to the Tuesday pick this week and this is actually a solid watch for a Tuesday morning as the 4th-place Sunrisers take on 5th-place Delhi. It’s still early in the IPL season, but with only the top four teams making the playoffs, every point matters (watch this game now get rained out).
1 Both presently and historically
2 BOOM. ROASTED.
3 This gets a little weird and pretty metatextual once you get to the idea of an Emmy broadcast being eligible (or winning) an Emmy. In general, though, the point of the award show is to advertise the greatness of a specific medium through a celebration of its highest achievements during a giver period of time.
4 in kayfabe
5 In this case, professional wrestling
6 Much closer to wrestling equivalent of a Super Bowl or NBA Finals game
7 Which, honestly, last year’s WrestleMania came as close as we’ve ever seen.
8 I mean, what’s 8 hours of cricket between friends?
